so what i just saw was the most horrendous site of a lifetime. its only now i realise how brutal birthdays can be..yeah you heard me, they can be brutal! the innocent lamb just got slain in a matter of 5 minutes. and for what fault of his? oh yes, it was his birthday.
so it started with a very subtle birthday wish, which seemed loud when it was first heard, but what came next was something unseen and unheard of. so this poor MBA kid was dragged out of his chair and was most royally hit on his butt just a few gazillion times and more.
those hard asses who were at the giving end of this royal treatment must have had a hard long day at the office. well..they found a vent! a butt! and other sensitive areas...it was disturbing! so all it took was the man to be held by his arms and legs and then he was taken for the bumpiest ride. they kicked and kicked and manhandled and punched till he was a mince meat. finally they grew a heart and gave him the golden opportunity to cut the chocolate cake from brownie's(which btw, almost had me tempted to befriend him). and if that made you think that it's the end of it, no no..not a chance...how can we do without the customary smudge-the-cake-on-the-face ceremony? for the record it was just not the face, it was his back, his clothes and whatever was left of the man. and so to add to the sweetness of the event, some of the higher minds poured honey into his 'crack' and his hair....well it further continued with some indispensable kicking and punching though, what can i say? they just hadn't had enough of him.
i just hope the doomsday kid has a good night's sleep. hopefully sans nightmares!
8 comments:
Hmmmmm....
You know i'd be laughin my head out at the dude....
but ya....
The way You've put it makes me think maybe i shouldn't....
It is a violent ritual thats true....
But boys will we boys i guess....Wat better way to show ur love (and hidden hatred) for ur buddy....than to kick the shit out of him on his birthday....
Even if u don't wanna....U know that guy will be up ur ass on ur b'day....
At the end of the day i guess...
Maybe it ain't right...
But what goes around comes around...
Better u than me...
ayayay.....at times like this i'm glad i'm a girl....yes, why do guys do this? literally maul the poor guy till his spine cracks....
sigh.
guys,
some of them haven't progressed since the world began....
Some???
ahhhhh.....
ok..
;)
ok, aimz. none of them. all still stone age cavemen.
i was looking to maybe exclude u, but since you don't want it....
there y'go.
ok first time on ur blog, i like, and this particular topics perrty close to my heart. it IS a caveman thing, and it IS absolutely a rite of passage, to the extent that u feel rather depressed if you dont get walloped on your birthday, girls are more suave in their sadism, us Neanderthals, we like to grunt and hit.besides i kinda like the idea of being cavemen, no morals, spread ur seed and that sorta thing, nudity no strings attached, i dig!!
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just stumbled upon ur blog while on the wave...well ma`am...as blokes it is our duty to make sure that a fellow bloke has a good nights sleep and enuf sympathy (leading to other benefits)from his partner... so a few kicks wud just guarantee him a good massage ;)... after he's been molested in the rear, we also hug the guy real tight just a way blokes show their love for other blokes... *we are a violent kind of species*... next time u want to wish a bloke happy bday... instead of the limp handshake..kick him on his butt real hard and hug him tight after that...believe me he will become a better friend than he ever was...
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